I looked at my own cervix.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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