Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
what day is it and did you see me today?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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