I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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