There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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