so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
