He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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