So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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