Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She bit a glass in half.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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