I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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