I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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