I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
