No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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