I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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