Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
