Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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