No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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