On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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