walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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