yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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