About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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