Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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