I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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