im so drunk with asians
where?
always
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
