Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
