I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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