At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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