Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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