I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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