Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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