guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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