I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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Do I have a choice?
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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