i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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