I want to make a zoo with you.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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