It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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