i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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