i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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