is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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