Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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