Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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