Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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