just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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