i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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