Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You need a sexual gate keeper
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My vagina just clenched in fear
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
