It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
We smell like vodka and hangover
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