That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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