you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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