i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Floor bacon is actually really good
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