Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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