Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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