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im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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