I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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