I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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