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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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