Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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